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04-06-2002, 04:43 PM
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So cool Jokes
>BOY : May I hold your hand??
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > >BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! >GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Man : You remind me of the sea. >Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? >Man : NO, because you make me sick. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Wife : You  l a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. >Husband : You l a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? >Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FROM MY E-mail المصدر: نفساني
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05-06-2002, 12:03 AM
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hi lamia
how are u ??? i agree with mathayel they are very lovely thank u lamia i think there is some thing i want to l u but not here wait me in your page and your subject والله ولك وحشه يادار see u :) |
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05-06-2002, 06:23 PM
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عودا حميدا لمياء
تقبلي مني هذه المشاركه نومبر ون..................... "Knock. Knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh..." "Mmmoooooooo!" نومبر تووو ............هذي حليوه وهاااااااااااااادفه .:D If they can put one man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there. .............................:D :D وهذي بعد احلى واحلى ................. A man in post op comes to after a serious amputation of his leg. The doctor comes to him and says, "I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?" The man says, "Give me the bad news first." The doctor says, "I am terribly sorry. We amputated the wrong leg!" The man says, "OH MY GOSH!!! What could be good news after that?" The doctor says, "The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes!" فيني2 |
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06-06-2002, 12:49 AM
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hi girls
it is good to accepted my jokes mthayel maha wahemh the last one is very very funny :D thank u very much all girls and i hope to see u again byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeee |
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| الذين يشاهدون محتوى الموضوع الآن : 1 ( الأعضاء 0 والزوار 1) | |
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