So cool Jokes
 

>BOY : May I hold your hand??
>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >

>BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
>GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


>Man : You remind me of the sea.
>Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
>Man : NO, because you make me sick.

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>Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
>Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
>Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly!

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thanxxxxxxxxxxx lamia


they are really funny



:D


ur's

mthayel

:p

by the way

نسيت ان اقول لك....












wellcome home




:p


مثايـــــــــــــل

hi lamia
how are u ???
i agree with mathayel they are very lovely

thank u




lamia i think there is some thing i want to tell u but not here
wait me in your page and your subject
والله ولك وحشه يادار

see u

:)

عودا حميدا لمياء

تقبلي مني هذه المشاركه

نومبر ون.....................

"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow."
"Interrupting cow wh..."
"Mmmoooooooo!"

نومبر تووو ............هذي حليوه وهاااااااااااااادفه .:D

If they can put one man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.
.............................:D :D

وهذي بعد احلى واحلى .................

A man in post op comes to after a serious amputation of his leg. The doctor comes to him and says, "I have some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?"

The man says, "Give me the bad news first."

The doctor says, "I am terribly sorry. We amputated the wrong leg!"

The man says, "OH MY GOSH!!! What could be good news after that?"

The doctor says, "The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes!"




فيني2

hi girls
it is good to accepted my jokes


mthayel

maha

wahemh the last one is very very funny :D

thank u very much all girls
and i hope to see u again
byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeee

good morning andnith
i love internet



no spic english





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